...dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria!

Along with this post's title, one of my favorite movie quips, offered in deadpan delivery by Howard Ramis in Ghostbusters, is "Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."

Yet this is a lot of what we've been hearing lately from colleagues and pundits. But this isn't the End Of Days brought about by the Sta-Puft marshmallow man, but rather it is a long overdue reminder to focus, work hard, live within our means, and reprioritize.

While things will change over the next days and weeks, and some of it may perhaps eventually change my tone in this post, right now I'm not seeing a lot of bad news so much as a lot of fear and uncertainty, and opportunity always arrives with uncertainty. Buy into the fear and sell into the optimism. It's Warren Buffett's approach for the markets and should be all marketers' as well. Our response to a difficult situation changes our ability to handle it.

No doubt, things are going to stink in the near term, because marketers have by and large never properly positioned themselves or the function for the key role it should assume during a market slowdown, opting instead to stammer defensively and nervously paint lambs blood above our office doors. Still, a ten trillion dollar debt should worry us. The potential for a nuclear Iran is disurbing. Climate change has me checking under the bed for the bogeyman and Al Gore.

But this? Nothing that a little ingenuity and informed strategic thinking can't overcome. Now is not the time for marketers to be running for the exits. Companies that spend this time looking for greater efficiencies and new approaches will maintain in a slowdown and position themselves for exceptional share growth when the money starts flowing again.

There are a number of studies to support this. Download a few. Discover specific ideas. Seek knowledgeable advice. Recalibrate.

Smile.

To everything there is a season

Something important to consider in these troubled times - the sarcastic wisdom of my favorite cartoonist, Bill Watterson, speaking through the eyes of six-year-old Calvin:

"Since September it's just gotten colder and colder. There's less daylight now, I've noticed too.

"This can only mean one thing - the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice.

"Dad says the sun isn't going out. He says it's colder because the earth's orbit is taking us farther from the sun. He says winter will be here soon.

"Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?"

And now for something completely different.

Unrelated to my usual marketing rants, here's a little something we may want to think about next time we reach for a bottle of water (credit Arthur Caplan, PhD):

1. Water bottles are of plastic or glass. Both are heavy and costs a bundle in oil to ship
2. About 2 million tons of plastic was used to make bottles for water last year (Plastic is a petroleum product)
3. In the U.S., billions of bottles a year get thrown out. Even if recycling, it costs bundles in gas to haul old bottles to recycling facilities
4. Bottled water is being promoted by global sugar water concerns and boutique outfits who are leveraging our thirst for purity to offset losses in soda
5. According to Beverage Marketing Corp., bottled water consumption has doubled in the US in the past decade. Americans now drink more water from bottles overall than any other nation. Note, however, that we are only tenth among the 'enlightened' nations of the world in drinking bottled water per capita, trailing Italy, Mexico, Spain, France, Germany and Switzerland

Okay, so you aren't a lefty enviromentalist and are far more pragmatic and rational than your left-coast Hollywood elite types who worship at Al Gore's pennyloafers. Then think of this: Why pay dollars per gallon for bottled water packaged with a cool logo when you can get pure tap water for pennies? This ain't Mexico City.

In other words, if you want to do something to really reduce global warming and cut down the earth’s pollution burden, or even lower our dependence on foreign oil, stop buying bottled water.